June 19, 2015: 'This Sunday, have a wonderful Second Legal Guardian of Unspecified Gender Day! #endfathersday.' Happy Legal Guardian of Unspecified Gender Day!- Ben Shapiro May 10, 2015 It’s insidious, but it gets his point across more clearly in just as few words, so we have no choice but to call it an improvement. 'Unspecified,' as opposed to 'undefined,' suggests duplicity. The choice of 'legal guardian' versus 'parent' invokes a certain coldness, robbing his targets of the sense of familial warmth that “parent” might have implied. It’s funny how a slight rewording can make all the difference. May 10, 2015: 'Happy Legal Guardian of Unspecified Gender Day!' Happy Parent of Undefined Gender Identity Day!- Ben Shapiro May 12, 2013 It’s clunky and awkward, but clearly he was proud of it enough to make it the holiday institution of his Twitter page. This is a rough draft that should’ve stayed in the drafts. May 12, 2013: 'Happy Parent of Undefined Gender Identity Day!' And while Shapiro has yet to deliver a good joke, we hope the following constructive criticism of what he’s come up with so far will help him be a little more intentionally funny next year. It may seem tired at this point, but we get it: A good joke takes time and practice to get right. There’s a reason political comedy and satire feel consistently lackluster these days: People like Ben Shapiro will always be funnier, delivering real-time absurdity faster than anyone aiming to parody them can keep up with. The basic premise of the bit is an obvious dig at transgender people, but Shapiro occasionally switches it up and includes jabs at feminists and abortion activists well. For example, he has a longstanding tradition of tweeting a joke every Mother’s Day (and some Father's Days) with some variation of “Happy Parent of Unspecified Gender Day” almost every year since 2013. He fancies himself a purveyor of sharp social commentary and sparkling wit, especially in the realm of his personal Twitter account. Shapiro clearly sees himself as a funny guy as well, though not for the reasons we just mentioned. u5juioDTPw- Dean Gloster AugJudging by Shapiro's tweets, he also thinks about New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez more than everyone who actually lives in her district combined. He was also a key player in the conservative backlash against Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP,” contributing both a deeply cringe reading of the lyrics on his show and a tweet where he doesn’t seem to have any idea how sex works despite being married (and to a doctor).īen Shapiro reporting that his MD wife told him she's never gotten wet during their relationship except as a result of vaginal infection is-how do I put this dryly?-in retrospect, perhaps the world's most predictable self-own. Shapiro is the answer to the age-old question, “What if Snow White met an eighth dwarf called Smarmy who’s thinking about taking the LSAT?” Though he clearly considers himself a foremost political mind of his generation, he mostly just gives off the same vibe of a tenth grader who can’t believe that knowing a lot about the Civil War hasn’t gotten him laid yet. Shapiro is a columnist, author and host of the conservative commentary podcast The Ben Shapiro Show, but these accomplishments are mere footnotes in the extensive lore surrounding his online presence. We have to give props to Ben Shapiro, however, for rising above the competition and being the most insufferable of them all. Twitter is infested with them, and each one is prouder of their plunging IQ score than the last. Since the dawn of social media, pseudo-intellectual dorks have been given a platform to air out their grievances against women, racial minorities and the LGBTQ+ community.

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